1. tohlyp:

    more yes

    (Fuente: henteye, vía mastur-later)

     
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  3. freakology101:

    timesnewromney:

    shickhard:

    It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

    1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
    2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
    3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
    4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
    5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
    6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
    7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

    JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

    just in case guys

    (vía mastur-later)

     
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  7. thenotinferior:

    I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

    (vía rainwormwood)

     
  8. derpycats:

    My very relaxed cat Safiiri

     
  9. taketheleadneverfollow:

    THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

    (Fuente: sexyyuglyy, vía eternalinfiniteeyes)

     

  10. Quiero dormir en mi cama pero estoy acostada en el living sin poder dormir y tapada con camperas de mi hermano.

     

    1. Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
    2. Me: *turns up music*
    3. Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
    4. Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
    5. Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
    6. Me:
    7. Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
    8. Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
    9. Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
    10. Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
    11. Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
    12. Lady cop: I can make that happen.
    13. Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
    14. Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
    15. Entire train: *applauds*
     
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  13. edrockbells:

    i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

    (Fuente: miizunos, vía mastur-later)

     
  14. (Fuente: jessicasangoy, vía quizasporque)